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I've been entertained by this on some other Lj's so now I pass this on. We're going to play the classic game of Shag, Marry and Cliff. essentially, one person proposes a set of three people, and everyone else (well its usually a one on one thing, but this is the internets, so its more of a free for all) selects which one they would sleep with, which one they would marry and which one they would push off a cliff. When you're selecting people for the set of three, the choices shouldn't be obvious. (eg, Hitler, Eliza Dushku and Jessica Simpson is a really bad set (if there is anyone who cant guess who gets what in that set, you are fired as my friend))

I will note that I'm operating under the assumptions that shag means a one night stand, or at most a short and entirely physical relationship, marry implies sex, unless there is a really good reason why not (hes a man and I dont swing that way is not a good reason. He is in jail for life, and I'm fairly sure super-max prisons don't allow conjugal visits is a decent reason why not). And push off a cliff means splat.

just to kick things off, the two sets I actually bothered posting answers too when someone else made this post, and my personal choices.

Buffy, willow & faith. (Cliff, Shag, Marry)

Mal, Jayne & Wash. (Shag, Cliff, Marry)

You are encouraged to discuss your reasoning for any choices made.

now go and play in the comments section, ya'll

Date: 2008-01-30 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] look-a-unicorn.livejournal.com

Buffy, willow & faith: Marry, cliff, shag

Mal, Jayne & Wash: If I was female/gay then Marry, cliff, shag.
I mean- the dude has his own ship! And teaches you that if someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!
From: [identity profile] fiery-ichor.livejournal.com
Buffy, Willow & Faith: shag, marry, cliff. Buffy cute, Willow hot, Faith is annoying.

Mal, Jayne & Wash: marry, cliff, shag. Who wouldn't marry Mal - he is the sex. Jayne - blah. Wash - baby baby

Giles, Spike & Xander: shag, marry, cliff. Xander has good lines but can be annoying. Giles is useful and can sing good etc. Spike is... ummm can't describe his greatness. Despite his double-crossings he is still likable.

Kaylee, Inara & River: marry, shag, cliff. Yeah River is cool but many troubles
From: [identity profile] skunkboy.livejournal.com
Giles, xander and spike: marry, shag, cliff. spike is great and all, but I question his ability to maintain a sane relationship. of cause, the same could be said about my choice to marry faith, but I just feel that that relationship would have a slightly better chance. I may just be fooling myself cause eliza Dushku is insanely hot.
Kaylee, Inara & river: marry, shag, cliff. its a close tie between inara and kaylee on the marry, but the love for big lumps of mechanical technology wins me over.

Date: 2008-01-30 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-sloth.livejournal.com
Buffy, willow & faith. Shag, Marry & Cliff

Date: 2008-01-30 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caseypuffy.livejournal.com
Mal, Jayne, Wash
Shag, cliff, marry. Wash is so fucking awesome. He's got a sense of humor I can dig and can fly a ship for sryin' out loud!! Sure he's not classically pretty but I could see myself dirt poor and still be in love with him.

David Beckham, Johnny Depp and Christian Bale
Shag, marry, cliff. Becks is great but hearing him speak regularly would annoy me. Johnny Depp needs no explaination really. Christian Bale has always seemes like a bit of a jerk in interviews so he's a no go.

Angelina, Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Alba
Cliff, marry, shag. This whole St Angelina thing really makes me a bit sceptical and miff. Jessica Alba is nice but looks like she could be a bit neurotic over time. Scarlett is smokin' and looks like she'd be happy eating pizza on the lounge and drinking beer.

Date: 2008-01-30 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skunkboy.livejournal.com
beckham, depp and Bale: cliff, marry, shag. Depp and beckham are pretty much automatically marry and cliff in any set of male stars.

Angelina, Scarlett and Jessica: cliff, marry, shag.

Date: 2008-01-30 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snr0n.livejournal.com
Buffy, willow & faith: Cliff, Marry, Shag
Willow has that geeky cuteness I could totally stand to be around for the rest of my life. Plus, not even Eliza Dushku (insanely smokin' as she is, Faith is also a bit batshit) beats a hot redhead.

Mal, Jayne & Wash: Marry, Shag, Cliff
Yeah, drooling Captain Mal fangirl here. I'm pretty neutral on Jayne (it's been a few years since I watched the series, so I don't recall if we see him with his shirt off, but I figure a meathead like that probably has a reasonable body), but never got the Washmania. He's a great guy and all, but not remotely shaggable, so it's off the cliff with him.

Picard, Kirk, & Archer: Marry, Cliff, Shag
I know Picard's kind of an ugly son-of-a, but come on. PICARD. We wouldn't have to have much sex because he'd be galavanting around the galaxy, but I'm sure he could phone home and tell me about his day in that strangely appealing voice. And when he did come home, we could drink "tea, earl grey, hot" together. And it's hardly a difficult choice between who of the other two I would prefer to see naked, and who I would like to fling into a chasm.

Date: 2008-01-31 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] durry.livejournal.com
Buffy, willow & faith. (cliff, marry, shag)

and for the X-girls - Storm, Jean Grey, Rogue (marry, cliff, shag)

Babylon 5 - delenn, Ivanova, Lockley (cliff, shag, marry)

Drawn Together - Toot, Foxxy, Clara (cliff the lot and throw in incendaries)
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